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Greg Lazelle

Greg Lazelle

D.C. Functional Medicine

Bridging medicine, neurology & darkness to unlock the body's innate healing potential

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About

### About
Aloha, I'm Dr. Greg, and I look forward to supporting you on your dark retreat journey. My greatest passion is helping people directly experience the body's miraculous innate healing potential so they can live a thriving, fulfilling life.
Many describe me as a renegade chiropractor because I refuse to be limited by narrow diagnostic lenses. I take a truly holistic approach that bridges functional medicine, neurology, and traditional darkness practices — eliminating guesswork by combining the best published evidence with deeply personalized care. Having personally navigated autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and major depression, I've walked a long road to heal my own brain.

### Experience and Credentials
As a Doctor of Chiropractic and Diplomate in Advanced Functional Medicine, I pioneer practical, evidence-based protocols alongside deeper contemplative methods — honoring both the fundamentals of health and the spiritual dimensions of healing.
Four years ago I sat my first dark retreat, and it quickly became a cornerstone of my practice and spiritual path. I have since completed 3-, 5-, 10-, and 20-day dark retreats, and am currently enrolled in a year-long formal initiation in the Nyingma lineage, culminating in a 49-day darkness retreat at the end of 2026.

### Dark Retreat Philosophy
I view dark retreats through both traditional wisdom and a modern neurological lens — as powerful adjuncts for healing the brain and body, not a one-size-fits-all solution.
I only support clients once foundational metabolic and neurological stability is addressed, ensuring the retreat is both safe and profoundly beneficial. I am developing protocols that clarify when dark retreats are appropriate — and when they are not — and plan to publish case studies using objective data, including lab work and physiological markers, to better illuminate their potential for human health and chronic disease.

Offerings

Functional Medicine/Neurology Dark Room Retreat

$2,500

Guided Support for Metabolic Health, Nervous System Reset & Chronic Disease A personalized dark retreat experience blending traditional darkness practice with functional medicine and neurology — carefully tailored to your physiology and readiness. Includes: — 2 × 1-hr pre-retreat sessions: screening, protocol, neurological prep & foundational optimization — Daily 10-min check-ins: real-time support & safety monitoring — 1 × optional 1-hr deep-dive during retreat — 2 × 1-hr post-retreat integration: debrief, lab follow-up & long-term protocol

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Functional Medicine Dark Room Retreats (Expanded)

$4,000

Expanded Package – $4,500 USD Everything needed for deeper preparation, support, and integration. Includes: 6 × 1-hour pre-retreat sessions: In-depth screening, personalized protocol, neurological education, traditional teachings, and full optimization. 2–3 × daily 10-minute check-ins during retreat. 1 × optional 1-hour deep-dive during retreat. 3 × 1-hour post-retreat integration sessions. Same unique elements: readiness assessment and optional anonymized research contribution.

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